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taproot-bread:

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

(via aishizaya)

333y3:

If i had wings i would WRAP THEM around my FRIENDS. REAL TIGHT btw.

(via aishizaya)

natures-roomba:

Found these loose in my left pocket, who wants some

(via bunjywunjy)

utopiaisinevitable:

cadaverkeys:

there are HOES in the DEPTHS

Don’t talk about fish like this

(via bunjywunjy)

cirrates:

strawberrysteroid:

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

(via unclefather)

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

(via unclefather)

egberts:

this person’s flex on my sister’s post has me dead

(via unclefather)

beyonslayed:

johnbrownsbodyy:

etherealmoongirlfriend:

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited

STOP

(via surprisebitch)

logan-sanders-enthusiast:

kaijuno:

unclefather:

kaijuno:

thatw3irddude:

kaijuno:

unclefather:

kaijuno:

unclefather:

Me at the Chinese buffet when corona virus is eradicated

ur massive balls will prevent u from walking?

I am smuggling crab rangroons

in ur. balls

This is from MARVEL Zombies it doesn’t end pretty, it’s sandman going inside spidey’s body and exploding him from inside

ITS A VORE COMIC

You guys are wrong. This is me smuggling crag rangroons

It’s too late Sierra Unclefather I’m kinkshaming

(via unclefather)

asleepyteen:

pwapboi:

pwapboi:

postcards-of-the-hanging:

pwapboi:

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

It Uninstalls You.

i warned you

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

(via hotboyproblems)

midiport:

(via unclefather)